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the giant puppy ate my homework

01 March 2011

Of all the possible excuses for failing to submit school assignments on time, “the dog ate my homework” is a classic.

But how likely is it? More likely than you think if your dog is a puppy. If your puppy is like Luna, then it becomes a very tangible possibility.

Which is why OD doesn’t leave any assignments on or near the floor. She’s already learned that Luna’s a weapon of mass destruction (WMD) for 8.5” X 11” sheets of 28 lb. Hammermill bright white. This is what happens:

If you’re looking for an excuse (or many) to overcome/work around class assignment due dates, a puppy works great.

“The dog ate my homework”

Put this phrase into Google Translate, click on the English-to-Luna tab and it becomes “I’m truly sorry but my giant dog has trained itself to eat my homework.”

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  1. 02 March 2011 2:28 pm

    Maybe paper chemicals are NOT good for a great danes constitution !!!!!!!weredogpeople

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